Wednesday, February 10, 2010

New Scientific Study Shows Why Muslim Suicide Bombers Kill Themselves

I found this on Free Republic FUNNY!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now....

1) No Christmas

2) No television

3) No cheerleaders

4) No naked women


6) No football

7) No pork BBQ

8) No hot dogs

9) No burgers

10) No chocolate chip cookies

11) No lobster

12) No nachos

13) No beer

14) Rags for clothes and towels for hats

15) Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors

16) Constant wailing 6 times a day from the guy in the tower

17) More than one wife

18) You can't shave

19) Your wives can't shave

20) You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung

21) Your bride is picked by someone else

22) She smells just like your donkey

23) Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Really, is there a mystery here?


Alexander said...

Just wanted to say what a great job you do everyday! You are back in your "groove" and at the top of your game.

Gaius Lawrenitis Negris said...


Anonymous said...

And don't forget, their intelligence hasn't evolved to the point of figuring out how to use toiletpaper yet...but they can make a bomb! Go figure.

Gaius Lawrenitis Negris said...

Gee thanks Ruthlessma you made me spit out my cocoa I was laughing so hard!

Just Sayin' said...

Cocoa huh? Must be the new improved on-the-caffeine-wagon Gaius.

Gaius Lawrenitis Negris said...

Yup not sure why but every morning I have a huge craving for cocoa. Use to mix with coffee but stopped doing that. Cocoa and marshmallows every morning for me.