Friday, August 19, 2011

Nivea Racist! Some funny stuff...Don't fall asleep at a comedy club... Aliens To Destroy Earth... other stuff... I'm lazy today.

Ok in a much better mood… so some funny stuff and less about Obama today.


Why You Should Never Fall Asleep at a Comedy Club-Especially if You’re at a Front Center Table




Compilation of Hilarious News Anchor Fails



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Obama funnies...
Also Funny: "Don’t Always Believe What You Hear"

Not so funny...

Climate Change Moonbats Warn That Warming May Cause Aliens To Destroy Earth (Not A Joke) - Yid With Lid

This has do be the most crazy claim ever to come out of the Climate Change Moonbats cult. But they propose that one of the reasons extra-terrestrial may visit our planet in the future is to attack us because of our global warming problem. They say that advanced civilizations charged with protecting our universe see changes in our atmosphere as an example of a world population out of control and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat. A ridiculous presumption because if Jersey Shore didn't do that, nothing will.

Still think that liberals are NOT mentally ill?

Obama HHS caught campaigning for Democrats

New documents obtained by Judicial Watch through a Freedom of Information Act request show that the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) spent over one million taxpayer dollars promoting Obamacare in coordination with the 2010 mid-term elections.

The documents include correspondence between HHS officials and representatives from The Ogilvy Group, the public relations firm hired to drive web traffic to an HHS site promoting Obamacare as "the Affordable Care Act."

On October 25, 2010, HHS New Media Communications Director Julia Eisman sent an email to Ogilvy Senior Vice President Imani Green, reading, "Given the high performance, we're wondering if we should we consider reallocating resources from the lesser performing words and put more $$ to ‘Obamacare’ - at least for the next 7 days." Seven days from October 25, 2010, was November 2nd, Election Day.

"There is nothing special about November 2nd other than the fact that it was Election Day," Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton told The Examiner. "What possible reason could the Obama HHS have for maximizing their propaganda dollars in the seven days before Election Day other than to elect Democrats? This seems to be a blatant violation of the Hatch Act, among other laws. Congress needs to get on the ball and investigate," he concluded.

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Nivea apologizes for controversial ad in Esquire
Cutting edge or just cutting?
Skin care company Nivea has offered a mea culpa for an ad that became quite the trending sensation on Twitter Wednesday.

The advert for Nivea for Men appeared in the September issue of Esquire magazine and featured a clean-cut, African-American male holding what appeared to be a mask of a black man with an Afro hair style and a beard. The copy accompanying the ad read, "Look Like You Give a Damn. Re-civilize Yourself."


WOMAN WANTS TO BE WORLD'S FATTEST...

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.

Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

Good to see that even white people have goals….

Flash Mob Robberies Continue

Woman arrested for leaving child in stroller outside bar while drinking

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VIDEO: 'Fred Flintstone' driver 'no rocket scientist'...


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